So what do you think about the 14 housemates?

Just finished gathering my thoughts on the new season. 13 plus one housemates. 30 reserved housemates. Not one of them interesting to look at. LOL. But then that's just my opinion.

As for the first 14 well here's a quick analysis on them:

Jazz Manabat - Ang Sensual Siren ng QC. Meh. I've seen her a couple of times as my "wannabe photographer" cousin's model and men joining those 'practice sessions' seem to be perfecting the art of oogling rather than photography. She's in a five year relationship "na on the rocks." She's got big boobs but she's bordering on tranny.

Slatter Young - Hot Shot Engineer ng Cebu. Another Paul Jake in the making. Any differences between the two Cebuanos? Well the name I suppose (for now).

Kigoy Abarico - Bay Diskarte ng Ormoc. Another stereotype, Robin Padilla wannabe. Jason Francisco is that you?

Tin Patrimonio. The Captain's Daughter or another of Alvin Patrimonio's off spring trying her luck in showbiz. I hope she has more personality than her brother who's as interesting as a wooden plank.

Roy Gamboa. Sales Lakay ng Pangasinan. A networking specialist. I hope by the end of the season he managers to recruit all his fellow housemates and be richer than the Big Winner hahaha.

Kevin Fowler. Dreamboy ng California. Ugh. How many James Reid's does PBB need? Sam Milby and Gerard Anderson are enough Kuya thank you! But I remember him doing 'popping' dance moves at the end of his VTR. Potential? He has to prove himself.

Luz McClinton. Mom of Steel ng Muntinlupa. Looks an interesting woman, being a body building champ. Melai-ish but with a serious tone.

Pamu Pamorada. Kitikiti Kid ng Batangas. I hope she doesn't become annoying. She looks like a 'Tuesday Vargas' type. She sort of has the looks. Not the ugly type of comedian. If she does have the wit of her idol Vice Ganda, well then she has Big 4 potential.

Kim De Guzman. Stunning Sweetheart ng Olongapo. How come Kuya chooses these sexy yet 'sabaw' bombshells? Keanna Reeves is the only 'boobylicious' woman ever to make a big win, but it was not because of her twins mind you.

Joseph Biggel. Promdihirang Tisoy ng Marinduque. My ears perked up when I heard he's a funeral parlor makeup artist aside from being a farmer and fisherman. Could he be gay? Has the drama life story and looks that could be a shoo-in the Big 4.

Paco Evangelista. Hopeless Romantic ng Gensan. Another meh story if you ask me. A potential love team of Jazz. LOL. Smart man though volunteering for Kuya's first task.

Seichang Ushimi. Pinoy Anime ng Japan. I dunno if I'm irritated or interested by his quirks. I laughed when he kissed Lauren Dyogi in the video. Doesn't know Tagalog like that Pinoy Dream Academy dude in the first season. I liked that kid. Let's see if this one will be more interesting than annoying.

Divine Maithland-Smith. Darling Dude ng Cebu. a hyphenated surname is enough to make you think what the hell is she doing in a reality show. Does being a lesbian make her more interesting?

And last but not the least, Carlo Romero, the first of the 30 reserve housemates inside the house. If he can pull off that 4 tasks Kuya asks of him, he has an advantage from the other 13 as he will have significant time on air. The reserve housemates turned official have unfair advantage from the original so they need to step up their game if they wanna win.

Ok I'll be writing another entry in a while about the first task. But I have a question. Where's the freaking 24/7 livestream online???

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